Mom and Dad have been here from Florida and we've been having a good time. However, I don't normally drink too much but tonight I decided "what the heck" and threw caution to the wind and had a couple or several glasses of wine. Mom thought that I needed a ride home - and nah, I didn't - Dad thought I was just fine.
Well, Dad thought I was just fine until I let the dog into the bathroom while he was inside - you see, Captain LOVES toilet paper! He LOVES it! Dad didn't know that I'm a bit of a shit when I've been drinking! Oh well, live and learn!
We all had a really nice time! They're coming to my house for pizza on Sunday night...isn't that nice?!? People don't invite themselves over and my sister-in-law did! It's really nice to have a sister like that! Oh well, I'm gonna have a good night!!